“How can you purport to show the Battle of Stirling Bridge… without the damn BRIDGE???”
“Wait, there was a bridge? Next thing you’ll tell me is that Scots at that time didn’t paint their faces blue, or wear kilts, or speak English with a modern Scottish accent, that Prima Nocta was never really a thing, William Wallace was a lord, not a commoner, that Robert the Bruce wasn’t present at the Battle of Falkirk, Isabella was 10 years old when he died and two years old when Falkirk happened (which makes the affair……..creepy), or that Edward Longshanks died several years after Wallace, not in bed while hearing him scream ‘Freeeeeeedoooooooom!'” – Majestic_Ferrett
